BREAKING NEWS: if you ever judge anyone based on the number of sexual partners they’ve had, you’re a complete imbecile.
I beg to differ.
If someone has had more than one hundred thousand sexual partners I will absolutely judge them because that is impressive as hell.
I was expecting that to go somewhere else than it did and I’m pleased with the ending
I’d want to know three things:
*Were those sexual partners humans?
*Were the sexual relations consensual?
*Does the person have any STDs?
Because if the answers to those questions are yes, yes and no respectively, that’s impressive. I’d still question their loyalty though. Even someone with 80 years experience of sex would only have 7 hours per partner if they had 100000 partners in their 80 years. And this includes time spent sleeping, eating, studying and working.
I just keep thinking, “That first post isn’t actually news, it’s an opinion. More of an editorial than anything.”
why the fuck does kimberly get less coffee
get rid of jeffrey and keep his mug
This is the perfect visual metaphor for heterosexuality.
I really can’t get over what a good metaphor this is.
they could’ve just made them square but that’d probably be too gay
but then how would the dude be in the lady’s space, expropriating her value? D:
Guys, this is obviously literally meant as a metaphor for the depressingly common dynamics of most heterosexual relationships, and indeed of society in general.
the ‘hers’ cup only appears to have a normal shape when paired with the ‘his’ cup. on its own, the cup would appear to be missing something. why is heterosexuality so terrible?
Can I actually just get the hers cup without the partner or the lettering? I just really want a crescent moon shaped cup with a heart handle.
Should at least make the “Hers’ mug larger so it holds the same amount of coffee while the “His” cup can still go inside it
just like in real life. I wouldn’t mind a more taijitu style though, equal teardrop shapes that link together. Or some kind of half-hearts. That’d be nice.
Yeah, they should go with the half-hearts that just combine to make a full heart. Like those little necklace things, or something.
there is a car called the wiener mobile right outside my car righ thits second
please look at htis i’m going to get a picture with it righ tnow
thsi is the best day of my life
this is the best day of my life
don’t!!! fake!!!! your!!!! interests!!!! to!!!! make!!!! someone!!!! like!!!!! you!!!!